Friday, December 10, 2010

Funny story : Zorro, Robin Hood and Native Man

One upon time, there is a competition for people who want to show the greatness of his weapon.
There are two candidates who qualified to enter the final stage. These two candidates are Zorro and Robin Hood. They make decision to walk into the forest while looking some ideas for their final match. They found a beautiful native girl while they take walk in the jungle.

They both agreed to fight and the winner will get that beautiful native girl. After that, they call that girl and put an apple on her head.

The match is started and Zorro become first candidate to show his skill. He moved about 50 meters away from her and threw his sword toward to the apple on that native girl's head.
Zuuupppp, that apple split into two slice. With proudly face, he said .... "I AM Zorro ... .."


Now for Robin Hood to show his skill. He took the 100 meters. By using his arrow, he shot the apple. Zuuuuppp, that apple turn 2 slice and Robin Hood shout with pride, ... "I AM ROBIN HOOD ..."




While they fighting, one man from that native girl tribe appear. He feel uneasy when he watch girl from his tribe was force to married with outside. With feel responsible, he took part that competition. By using his 'sumpit'* and with a distance of 150 meters, he shot toward the apple. Zuuuupppp...... ..... .... ....!!!!! PPRRAAPP, the native girl's head get shot by his weapon and died.
Without feel faulty, that native man said ..."I AM SORRY ....!"

*the native people's traditional weapon

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