Wednesday, December 15, 2010
News - school board shooting accident
The suspect who responsible for this accident is Clay Duke. Based on that video, clay enter the room with hold a gun. What i can understand why clay do this crime because he complaining to Panama city school board why his wife get fired.
Besides, he also make some figure spray painted on the wall. That figure look like V shape and this figure similar to the symbol of V for Vendetta.
clay took hostage when he pulled out a handgun.
Clay take some action, he fired several shots. He got gun fight with Mike Jones who a security guard of Bay County School District. Based on the report, there is no injuries to other people occur during this accident.
This is testimony from clay duke facebook:
Future Dad story
Then the nurse came out and told the first father, "Congratulations, you now have to be the father of twins!"
"Maybe a coincidence" said the father first. "I worked in the Twin Star Enterprised"
Then another nurse came out and was told the second father , "Congratulations you have "kembar tiga"*!"
"Wooow!, may be a coincidence" said the father. "I work at 3M Corporation"
After that, another nurse come out and told the third father, "Congratulation! wife you giving birth "kembar empat"*,"
"Thank God! may also be a coincidence. " I work at the Four Season Hotel! "
At this time the fourth father looked very uncertain and nervous.
All fathers who were waiting to ask, "Why so worried?"
The fourth father answered, "I work at Seven-eleven" "
*p/s - i don't know in English term, he
Jealous Wife
After her son makes the call, he told her mother that other woman answered the phone. Though many times he call, she still the answered the phone.
The wife was angry to her husband and wait in front of the house until her husband returned from work. Afer her husband come home, the wife beatings all over her husband as dishonestly treated.
All of her neighbors gathered in front of the house to see the what happened to this family. The wife told his son tells everyone what the women say when she answered the phone .
Her son said "We're sorry, the number you dial outside the coverage area. Please try again later. "
Friday, December 10, 2010
Video Clip - Dalam 10 Cakap 1 Nombor
Good Son
"Where are You want to go? ... Heaven or hell? .. Who want to go to heaven, raise your hand ... .. !! "
Then all the students raised his hand except for one student named Ali.
Then the teacher was asked again, who would go to hell ?"... ..
all the student do not raised included Ali ... then the teacher feel weird and asked Ali...
why when i asked you who want to go heaven and you not raised hand...
And when i asked you who want to go hell and you do not even lift hand... . So, where you want to go?? ".
. .. Ali answered "I do not want to go to where teacher, i been told by my parents ..
I came here to study, he said .. do not go anywhere, wait until
he invited me "....
Funny story : Zorro, Robin Hood and Native Man
There are two candidates who qualified to enter the final stage. These two candidates are Zorro and Robin Hood. They make decision to walk into the forest while looking some ideas for their final match. They found a beautiful native girl while they take walk in the jungle.
They both agreed to fight and the winner will get that beautiful native girl. After that, they call that girl and put an apple on her head.
The match is started and Zorro become first candidate to show his skill. He moved about 50 meters away from her and threw his sword toward to the apple on that native girl's head.
Zuuupppp, that apple split into two slice. With proudly face, he said .... "I AM Zorro ... .."
Now for Robin Hood to show his skill. He took the 100 meters. By using his arrow, he shot the apple. Zuuuuppp, that apple turn 2 slice and Robin Hood shout with pride, ... "I AM ROBIN HOOD ..."
Wednesday, December 8, 2010
Want drive sport car like Brabus, Maserati and Ferrari
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Tuesday, December 7, 2010
Funny story : 3 Crazy People
are Junior, Senior and Veteran, arranged by period
at the institution.
One day, the doctor wanted to test their mental state
them. Then, one by one called.
Junior is the first person being call by doctor. The doctor gives the situation.
"Junior, if you sent to the desert, what is the most important thing you must
brought together? "
Junior thought for a moment. "Desert ...hot place..." Doctor
agreed. "There is hope for him to be released ..." thought doctor in his mind.
"So I want to bring water. You will thirsty if you sit there."
The doctor was very happy to hear the answer from Junior.
Later, he called Senior . Same question is being asked.
"All I know, the desert is hot place ... " Senior said that after
thinking.
"Yes!" Answer doctors enthusiastically.
"I want to bring fans, must be sweat if i sit there!"
The doctor is satisfied with the answers given. Then,
the doctor call the veteran.
"You're already had long time stayed here, right?"
"Yes, your doctor" Veteran said simply.
Then the doctor to ask questions like others to veteran.
"Oh, the desert, so hot right there," Veterans do not take
long time to think, just as he answered simply.
"Yes!" the doctor is happy, his mind is definitely though that Veteran
cured, can be discharged at any time.
"Well, I think want to bring the car door ..."
Doctor feel weird when he hear the answer from veteran.
"Why you want to bring the car door into the desert?"
Veteran confidently replied, "Because, if there is too hot,
I can open the car window. A air can enter and make place become cooler"
Horse eating the grass
Teacher : Abu, where is your drawing? it too clear in your drawing paper.
Abu : Horse eating the grass teacher.
Teacher : where is the grass ?
Abu : the horse eating all the grass, teacher.
Teacher : So, where is the horse ?
Abu : horse went to other place, this place is run out of grass, so, there is no reason for horse to stay here.
Teacher : ABU!!!!
p/s - everyday, teacher will face many of student with different personality, :)
Funny Japanese Name
- KEIJI CACIMAKI - angry person
- KIETA TADASORA - always like to mute
- APO NADIKATO - person that likes Blues genre
- WAKASI HURUHARA - person that always make bad situation
- ICHIBAN TIDOMATI - always sleep
- TARAGIGI PADANMUKA - old person
- SAJA CARIMATI - 'mat rempit'*
- AYUMI SIPUTBABI - dull person
- SAYORI SUKAMURA - like save money
- NANACHI KASIBANYA - like eat rice
- ASHIKO ULANGKAJI - study become priority
- MATIMATI TAMOKASI - stingy person
- HINTAI AKOSUKA - person like to peeping
- SUSAHATI BINILARI - person who his wife is runaway
- SAIFOO BAUKARI - like to swear
Monday, December 6, 2010
Last chance to win prizes like a trip to Mount Fuji, Nintendo Wii, and Sony MP3 player!
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click HERE if you want win the awesome prize...had fun
Just For Fun
Bet With Caution
Attorneys
These are from a book called "Disorder in the American Courts", and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.
ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
WITNESS: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan!
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Saturday, December 4, 2010
Fifth Batch of One Piece Anime
New Method of Calculation
p/s- sorry for the image (don't really clear)
Friday, December 3, 2010
Relax, Focus, Read it and Don't Laugh!!!!!
How To Get Hired At Walmart
A manager at Wal-Mart had the task of hiring someone to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four people who were equally qualified. He decided to call the four in and ask them only one question. Their answer would determine which of them would get the job.
The day came and as the four sat around the conference room table, the interviewer asked, 'What is the fastest thing you know of?'
The first man replied, 'A THOUGHT.' It just pops into your head. There's no warning.
'That's very good!' replied the interviewer. 'And, now you sir?', he asked the second man.
'Hmmm...let me see 'A blink! It comes and goes and you don't know that it ever happened. A BLINK is the fastest thing I know of.'
'Excellent!' said the interviewer. 'The blink of an eye, that's a very popular cliché for speed.' He then turned to the third man, who was contemplating his reply.
'Well, out at my dad's ranch, you step out of the house and on the wall there's a light switch. When you flip that switch, way out across the pasture the light on the barn comes on in less than an instant. 'Yep, TURNING ON A LIGHT is the fastest thing I can think of'.
The interviewer was very impressed with the third answer and thought he had found his man. 'It's hard to beat the speed of light,' he said.
Turning to BUBBA, the fourth and final man, the interviewer posed the same question.
Old Bubba replied, 'After hearing the previous three answers, it's obvious to me that the fastest thing known is DIARRHEA.'
'WHAT!?' said the interviewer, stunned by the response.
'Oh sure', said BUBBA. 'You see, the other day I wasn't feeling so good, and I ran for the bathroom, but before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHT, I had already s**t my pants.'
BUBBA is now the new greeter at a Wal-Mart near you!
Saying Goodbye to Mother
SAYING GOODBYE TO MOTHER......
Thursday, December 2, 2010
Fourth Batch of One Piece Anime
Wednesday, December 1, 2010
Feeling Happy
Went i check my traffic in hotfile, i seen some episode of one piece anime had been download by someone. i feel so happy because my site gained trust from someone to download this anime. It give me more courage to continue attach the link for one piece anime download. So, i will update the link from time to another. Please continue support this site...