Future Dad story

"A story for future dad ...... 4 people in a hospital which will be dad at the hospital waiting room while their wives are struggling to give birth.

Then the nurse came out and told the first father, "Congratulations, you now have to be the father of twins!"

"Maybe a coincidence" said the father first. "I worked in the Twin Star Enterprised"

Then another nurse came out and was told the second father , "Congratulations you have "kembar tiga"*!"

"Wooow!, may be a coincidence" said the father. "I work at 3M Corporation"

After that, another nurse come out and told the third father, "Congratulation! wife you giving birth "kembar empat"*,"

"Thank God! may also be a coincidence. " I work at the Four Season Hotel! "

At this time the fourth father looked very uncertain and nervous.

All fathers who were waiting to ask, "Why so worried?"

The fourth father answered, "I work at Seven-eleven" "

*p/s - i don't know in English term, he

Jealous Wife

A wife wants to contact her husband, but her phone has no credit. So, she sent her son an important message to her husband who was working at a construction site.

After her son makes the call, he told her mother that other woman answered the phone. Though many times he call, she still the answered the phone.

The wife was angry to her husband and wait in front of the house until her husband returned from work. Afer her husband come home, the wife beatings all over her husband as dishonestly treated.

All of her neighbors gathered in front of the house to see the what happened to this family. The wife told his son tells everyone what the women say when she answered the phone .

Her son said "We're sorry, the number you dial outside the coverage area. Please try again later. "

Good Son

In a one of standard one class, a teacher asked her students ..

"Where are You want to go? ... Heaven or hell? .. Who want to go to heaven, raise your hand ... .. !! "

Then all the students raised his hand except for one student named Ali.

Then the teacher was asked again, who would go to hell ?"... ..

all the student do not raised included Ali ... then the teacher feel weird and asked Ali...
why when i asked you who want to go heaven and you not raised hand...
And when i asked you who want to go hell and you do not even lift hand... . So, where you want to go?? ".

. .. Ali answered "I do not want to go to where teacher, i been told by my parents ..
I came here to study, he said .. do not go anywhere, wait until
he invited me "....

Funny story : Zorro, Robin Hood and Native Man

One upon time, there is a competition for people who want to show the greatness of his weapon.
There are two candidates who qualified to enter the final stage. These two candidates are Zorro and Robin Hood. They make decision to walk into the forest while looking some ideas for their final match. They found a beautiful native girl while they take walk in the jungle.

They both agreed to fight and the winner will get that beautiful native girl. After that, they call that girl and put an apple on her head.

The match is started and Zorro become first candidate to show his skill. He moved about 50 meters away from her and threw his sword toward to the apple on that native girl's head.
Zuuupppp, that apple split into two slice. With proudly face, he said .... "I AM Zorro ... .."


Now for Robin Hood to show his skill. He took the 100 meters. By using his arrow, he shot the apple. Zuuuuppp, that apple turn 2 slice and Robin Hood shout with pride, ... "I AM ROBIN HOOD ..."

Horse eating the grass

One day in drawing class, a teacher see the all drawing of her students. She feel weird when she see the Abu's drawing. Abu known as the lazy student in her class.

Teacher : Abu, where is your drawing? it too clear in your drawing paper.
Abu : Horse eating the grass teacher.
Teacher : where is the grass ?
Abu : the horse eating all the grass, teacher.
Teacher : So, where is the horse ?
Abu : horse went to other place, this place is run out of grass, so, there is no reason for horse to stay here.
Teacher : ABU!!!!

p/s - everyday, teacher will face many of student with different personality, :)